Hello all of my wonderful internet friends! Did you miss me?
So sorry my life has been under construction for the past like month and a
half, it’s fine. I have a really good
story out of it, so that makes it all worth it, right?
For those of you who have been with me since I was
@perfect_belle on twitter, you should know that that great app lead me to a guy
for whom I uprooted my whole life and moved south for. It has been 2…almost 3 years now since that
has happened, but things change..and they did.
Could you imagine living with someone for 2 and a half
years, and then finding out that the whole entire time they were lying to you?
Like just try to imagine. That’s what happened to me. The man boy I was living with had been
telling me he was a professor at a pretty elite school, when in fact..he was
working at FedEx. Yeah, I can’t make
this shit up.
Let’s back track to when it kind of started: In February he had told me he lost his job
(the one at the college) and that he had to move back to Louisiana where he’s
from. Since apparently there was no room for me at his grandparents house where
he was going, I decided to stay here and just keep working until he found a new
job. Fast forward to October….it’s been 8 months since I have seen the guy. At
this point I was already so checked out that I didn’t even care anymore..like
if I’m not worth a 7 hour drive every couple of weekends, I’m obviously not
worth much to you. I think he could tell that I was on the verge of leaving
anyway, so one night I get a text saying that he actually worked at FedEx. Yada
yada yada, there was a long conversation after that which eventually ended up
in me dumping him. Like I can’t be with
someone who is going to lie about something so insignificant. And it made me realize that a lot of other
stuff he probably told me was a lie as well.
I’m like 110% sure he’s cheated on me before (shout out to
@sportsbar_belle for bringing it to my attention, and sorry for not listening
to ya then girl!), although he swears up and down that nothing ever happened.
But yeah. Now y’all know. Let this be a lesson to just not date anyone from
twitter ever.
So after all of this went down I decided it was time for a
change in my life. My friend and coworker
Lauren and I got an apartment together, and we have been having the time of our
lives. Single Summer, and Drunk Summer are most definitely my two favorite
Summers, and they’ve been gone for a long time.
I’m fun again, so if you live close or want to come to Memphis for the
weekend just let me know and we will have a great time.
