Liar Liar, Pants on Fire!

Hello all of my wonderful internet friends! Did you miss me? So sorry my life has been under construction for the past like month and a half, it’s fine.  I have a really good story out of it, so that makes it all worth it, right?

For those of you who have been with me since I was @perfect_belle on twitter, you should know that that great app lead me to a guy for whom I uprooted my whole life and moved south for.  It has been 2…almost 3 years now since that has happened, but things change..and they did. 

Could you imagine living with someone for 2 and a half years, and then finding out that the whole entire time they were lying to you? Like just try to imagine. That’s what happened to me.  The man boy I was living with had been telling me he was a professor at a pretty elite school, when in fact..he was working at FedEx.  Yeah, I can’t make this shit up.

Let’s back track to when it kind of started:  In February he had told me he lost his job (the one at the college) and that he had to move back to Louisiana where he’s from. Since apparently there was no room for me at his grandparents house where he was going, I decided to stay here and just keep working until he found a new job. Fast forward to October….it’s been 8 months since I have seen the guy. At this point I was already so checked out that I didn’t even care anymore..like if I’m not worth a 7 hour drive every couple of weekends, I’m obviously not worth much to you. I think he could tell that I was on the verge of leaving anyway, so one night I get a text saying that he actually worked at FedEx. Yada yada yada, there was a long conversation after that which eventually ended up in me dumping him.  Like I can’t be with someone who is going to lie about something so insignificant.  And it made me realize that a lot of other stuff he probably told me was a lie as well.  I’m like 110% sure he’s cheated on me before (shout out to @sportsbar_belle for bringing it to my attention, and sorry for not listening to ya then girl!), although he swears up and down that nothing ever happened. But yeah. Now y’all know. Let this be a lesson to just not date anyone from twitter ever.

So after all of this went down I decided it was time for a change in my life.  My friend and coworker Lauren and I got an apartment together, and we have been having the time of our lives. Single Summer, and Drunk Summer are most definitely my two favorite Summers, and they’ve been gone for a long time.  I’m fun again, so if you live close or want to come to Memphis for the weekend just let me know and we will have a great time.